dylan: piffington mcpifferpenis
me: penis is not in my name
dylan: mcpifferpuff
me: much better, dickface
dylan: luv me
me: I DO.
me: I GUESS THAT MEANS WE'RE MARRIED

and then you just took it…without waiting for an answer. it was so intimate, like we were already lovers. image

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oh so okay i went to sleep at like 7 in the morning today after being up like 30+ hours and i had one of the best dreams ever. i woke up at like 9:30 and i was like omg this is the best dream i’ve had in a long time. depriving yourself of sleep leads to either really amazing dreams or really distorted fucked up dreams. i’m really astonished by the fact that dreams only really last a few seconds and yet i can remember so much going on. 

okay it was me laying in my bed and i was touching things, like things that aren’t in my room but like on nina’s webcam i remember touching her TOMS upside down poster. and i remember touching eleanor’s stove (idk i think it was at the woolivers house~) and like i remember i was able to touch lucy in jarrod’s house. like i only had one item i could specifically touch but as soon as i touched that item i would appear in that house and my mind made up what the rest of their house looked like, it was all distorted but i knew i was in a different house other than where i was last time and to get out i had to touch that item again and i knew that was how so i’d avoid touching it as long as possible. i met nina’s mom briefly and talked about avocados lmfao and then nina showed me stuff in her room and it was all owls and i saw the TOMS sign in the corner of my eye and i was like oh damn i should probably go home now and i didn’t even say bye to nina so i was sad once i got home and laid on my bed. then idr how but i saw eleanor’s stove and i was like fun~ and reached for the knob to turn it on lmfao and so when i did that it turned on and i burned myself and left quickly lol and then i saw lucy in my dream on my bed and i pet her and i was in jarrod’s house for what it seemed like a second and then we were out on the porch and it was snowing and i told him how nice it was to see snow again and prince came out and brushed past me and i thought it was lucy so i was like bye jarrod see you soon and he was like ummmm excuse me what…and then i was like omg i’m still here and then i remember looking out into the snow and prince and lucy were like buried underneath the snow and jarrod was like come help me get them out lmfao and i was like okay ill take prince you take lucy and he was like but lucy’s your ‘bb’ and i was like i know but i just can’t and i started crying cause he was like forcing me to touch her and i was like noooooooooo i can’t and i was like if i do this i’m leaving~ (very eternal sunshine-ish) and then he was like fine take prince and i was like mkay like i really said mkay lmao and then idk we walked back in his house and i shook off snow on his floor and i was like omg your mom is going to hate me for leaving snow on the floor and i remember lucy came into the room and i pet her and i was sent back to my bed and i woke up and as soon as i did that i kept touching everything in my bed except for jamie lmfao i was touching my pillow a lot and my hands and my phone and i was like idk so out of it because i only had like 2 hours of sleep or whatever but i wanted to go back to that dream once i laid back down.

heywheresmyperry:

Best music video ever!

LMFAO SO CREEPY OMG WHY LMFAO

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