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  • badcgijosh:

    Hot Fantasy: You invite me over to your place. We make out for a little bit and then you excuse yourself to go “slip into something more comfortable”. While you are doing this, I explode a potato in your microwave oven and then leave without saying a word

    (via wetalked-youpooped)

    Source: confusedtree
    • June 15, 2012 (2:56 pm)
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