March 2012
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radiobread2:
wow only people on this website would be attracted to a school shooter this is like when you all loved tate from american horror story why do you guys dry hump a pillow for teenage killers
i’m so sexually frustrated, it’s not even funny sjnbkfbdbdf
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
mygingernewyear:
I hope Rick Santorum tries to get a candy bar in Rock Bottom while waiting for the bus but the vending machine doesn’t give him his candy and it makes him miss the bus.
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“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama (via imjustaboywithadream)
“I mean isn’t that what you’re supposed to put in a frame? Things you love? I’m...”
– Smiley Face. (via noelkreiss)
and that’s why i have a framed picture of president garfield.
(via holykindergarten)
“Patrick doesnt do gross things. His body is made up of kittens, saturdays, 70...”
– Pete Wentz (via liveinchicago)
WHY DOESN’T EMILY’S MOM LIKE ME. I’M YOUR DAUGHTERS FUTURE LOVER. YOU HAVE TO LIKE ME.
UH LET'S HAVE SEX PRONTO
stoned-in-suburbia replied to your photoset
OMG have my babiesssss
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that video just reminds me of jawbreaker where they shoved a jawbreaker into the girls mouth on her birthday and went to kidnap~ her to surprise her and then her friends killed her
i bet jare is going through the tag #extreme crocheters
i post younger pictures of myself then reblog a lot of porn.
my blog is classy
i miss all of jare’s comments on my younger pictures on facebook. it’s so sad that facebook did that thing where it deleted everything :c when i would miss him i’d look at those pictures and read his comments, that’s lame and i know it is but i’m posting it here because idc that i’m being lame right now.
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i was already happy
and now i’m even more happy asnjskdjbnsdkjb
jarrod help me waste money on etsy all day pl0x
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write me back jarrod. right meow.
February 2012
easiest way to become a cat lady: pop open a can
i swear i just opened up a can of peaches and 4 came to me
“cause my soul is a little bit GREASY”
– allen stone and only allen stone.
what if the lady who looks like conan has a tumblr and she doesn’t appreciate this at all???????????????????????????????????
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can we fast forward till you go down on me
i just want to go on a roadtrip to see a trillion different thrift stores/antique shops and buy everything ever
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jarrod said something earlier about tv inspiring him, i have just been watching music videos all day long and all they do is fucking inspire me.
my wallet is just a collection of my day. i empty it at night and i look back on what i did throughout the day. i keep receipts and ticket stubs and bottle caps and wrappers. i sometimes forget which order i did something but sure enough i have a receipt to tell me when. i have a drawer dedicated to these. it’s ridiculous, and i’m a hoarder in training and i don’t think i...
firoaster:
by mistake my mom just asked me who i wanted for dessert so involuntarily i just said andrew mcmahon
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches