Humans always leave. Thankfully most cats can't...
too bad my cat can :cccccccccccc
things i want at my funeral
pinatas~ aaron marsh (not really but since eleanor liked the sound of this) orange cats roaming around family/friends obviously no crying, if someone is crying i hope one of you carry around tissues for them and charge them a reasonable price for one~ someone to walk around telling people that you’ve seen the will and they’re not in it someone ask the widow (lulz if i have one)...
How much cock would a cock block block if a cock...
warallthetime asked: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL O. M. G. LMFAOOOOOO
i'm starting to get more annoyed by you everyday
and that sucks
Anonymous asked: how many posts do you have? :D
lol i’m pretty sure no one wants to promote you. just fucking stop. and lol i don’t get why people don’t just blog to blog. idk, my blog is for MYSELF. not for anyone else. yeah i’ve made friends/kept friends by this blog but it’s because i put everything into this blog. almost every thought i have is on this blog. i know i make a lot of funny posts and that’s...
dandelion-hands: do people still have phone sex can i have phone sex ever saw going the distance? LOLOLOL
warallthetime asked: hey piff have you ever read the things i would do for some fettucini alfredo? it's one of my favourite books.
Jason Derulo– Jason Derulo (via sp0radic)
vitlers-hagina: I don’t want the world to see me, ‘cause I don’t think that they’d understand. When everything’s made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am.
i'm george stephanopoulos, good night.
That moment when your friend keeps talking and you...
I will always love pooping in people's mouths.