grandma: *turns to mtv's "16 and pregnant"*
grandma: which ones snooki
crystalmeowth: my grandma left me a voicemail and was like “have a happy new year i hope you spend it with that special someone!!!!”
hoshaway: silly australians it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
a haiku for the bus driver who deliberately drove...
l7one: I swear to god bruh Let me catch you in the streets Bruh I swear to god
DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE
oh-woah: From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
blaine-anderson: i wonder if tom hanks just writes “t hanks” in his thank you cards like it’s a message and signature all in one
"It's New Year's Eve! Let's stay up late and watch...
a-gif-for-you: HI DEZI.
i wonder if anyone stayed with their 365 picture...
did any of you?
boomfiroastered: dork blu dork blu hov yo ovor boon alon on o crowdod room wol om hor woth yo ond tho world cod bo bornong ond bornong down LORENZO I THINK I FOUND YOU A SOULMATE.
boonecountymatingcall asked: I LOVE YOU TOO ASHLEY GONZALEZ.
i have the nicest, funniest friends. i’m reading my asks that i have saved. elsa lmfao she’s just ridiculously nice and sweet and idk i miss her so i’m allowed to be sappish~. seriously so many nice messages from her. she’s helped me more than a lot of people i know. then dezi lmfao it’s just a war of us saying we love each other more than the other. nick, just him...
strawbrrry: normal person: *opens present* me: How should i open it? should i tear the paper? that’s inconsiderate. take time. people look impatient ? okay try to act surprised and look longingly at the gift.. say thank you, feel you weren’t grateful enough. do i hold on to it or put it down? do i hug them? should i put it on? what do i do with the paper? where am i even going to put this?...
blackwoman: what did the drunk person do when they finished their beer? got another beer!!!
i’m listening to dear jack by jacks mannequin and i just scrolled past a post for jack in pirates of the caribbean lmfao i’m laughing so hard because i just picture andrew singing this to him lmfao this image needs to get out of my head