February 2011
I hate when I tell a nigga I just hopped out the...
Then they say “Without Me??”
Yes , Niggga. Without’cha ass.
When you're just chillin' and then all of a sudden...
ariellarella:
vivalawhitegurl:
lol @ the park yesterday
lol omg
you tell me that you need me, but then you go and...
lmfao dezi take that down
I could stare at you and it'd bring me to tears.
1 tag
please don't leave me
lol and we're the ones who need to stick around
Trying to shoot a home-made love scene
fucknicethings:
nkmega:
- EXPECTATION:
- REALITY:
omg the second gif LOL
2 tags
any takers?
“Look,” I said. “Here’s my idea. How would you like to get the hell out of here? Here’s my idea. I know this guy down in Greenwich Village that we can borrow his car for a couple weeks. He used to go to the same school I did and he still owes me ten bucks. What we could do is, tomorrow morning we could drive up to Massachusetts and Vermont, and all around there, see. It’s beautiful as hell up...
When people interrupt me while I'm reading
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
January 2011
If I sleep too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
penis is always on my dash
this needs to stop
i feel so weird without my nose ring in
i took it out earlier by the sink and it was like trololol im going to fall into the sink and down the drain
i have more in my dresser but i get so attached to wearing the same one that i know it’s a different one if i put a different one in
probably makes no sense but yeah
when parents ask you ...
stephmiranda:
“hey, did you get home safely?”
“no, i died like four times.”
That awkward moment when you are alone and you're...
Then realize what you’re doing:
hi-megan:
zhatwoman:
omgggg
