February 2010
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JARROD KNOWS WHAT HIS MOMS VAGINA SMELLS LIKE
jayrodney says:
XD whatever
it smells so good
Epiphane Evangeline says:
like your moms vagina
jayrodney says:
~continues smelling self
Epiphane Evangeline says:
after i said it smells like your moms vagina?
THATS GROSS
jayrodney says:
BUT IT DOESNT
YOU ASS
SO YOU LOSE
AND I WIN
Epiphane Evangeline says:
OH SO YOU KNOW WHAT HER VAGINA SMELLS LIKE?
jayrodney says:
I THINK ITS SAFE TO ASSUME
Jewdee says:
LOL
jayrodney says:
THAT IT DOESNT SMELL LIKE THIS
Epiphane Evangeline says:
sure sure
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formspring.me
talk please? http://formspring.me/piffbear
ive seen a palace in london
ive seen a castle in wales
but id rather wake up beside you
and breathe that old familar smell
<3 :3 i miss you
hey do any of you guys have friends that do this...
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL OMG CELINE DION IN 3D.
(via cl0ckw0rk)
wrinkles will just be in muh fayce >:C
SCURRED~~
lmfao
love this song but i read the name and i died laughing just because of how perverted my mind is
naked as we came - iron and wine
hahahahahahhaha im so ghey
“That’s a waste of a monkey.”
– Piff (via dropdeaddezi)
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO IM SO GHEY
Well I waited till you packed your bags, Took a...
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formspring.me
I’m bad at singing :o
Plus its hard to play and sing at the same time cause I suck :s
oh shush…im sure you would be fine at it..i wish i could play an instrument
oh and btw i think youre cute :)
TELL/ASK
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formspring.me
On your tumblr you said you make covers. Whats your YouTube? :3
NOOOOOOOOESZ im too scared to show anyone but dezi… im sorry :( but i just went to listen to your covers and theyre so good… you should sing :)
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January 2010
when i sing you hear doorbells ring LAK A BOSS
reblog if you take showers
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formspring.me
Pifff~ Back dimple loving buddy!!! How are you today?
ohhai i havent talked to in awhile. im good, and yourself?
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formspring.me
suptwat:
can u go live on stickam ?
Lul. I really dun think you want me to. I look a mess.
Let’s be original (;
GO LIVE GURL
piff, msn, wtf
(via elsasalsa)
once im done singing :)
got one more song
dezi, im doing covers so if you want to hear them...
let me know XD
gabriel iglesias was on all that?
elsasalsa:
piffington:
wtf since when
i must have forgotten but i was listening to the theme song of All That and i see him and im like OMGAHSZ :3
gabriel iglesias was in spokane this weekend and no one would go with me :( :( :( :(
omfg if i was there i would SOOOOOOO go with you… so effing funny XD
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formspring.me
if i give you my number will you have phone sex with me?
depends on who you are ;D
how far have you gone with a boy? with a girl?
boy- handjob girl- oral, fingering lol why are you asking me this XD
sexual orientation? bisexual, to keep it simple
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“Dont be dismayed by goodbyes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again....”
– Richard Bach
gabriel iglesias was on all that?
wtf since when
i must have forgotten but i was listening to the theme song of All That and i see him and im like OMGAHSZ :3
fuck yeah →
okay first place i was in was the girls bathroom…idk if you guys know this but my favorite kind of art is bathroom art…this was FILLED with bathroom art
CBGB<3
haha look at the bar…filled with vodka hahah and of course they have kahlua <3
id so go here just for the experience →
but come on, look at that line…freaking ridiculous for a corner store
“I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in...”
– Mitch Hedberg
loves completely real, so forget anything that you...
“telling me your a virgin is a lot like telling me you saw bigfoot…
A. i...”
– chris porter
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okay so i basically got over correcting peoples...
BUTTTTT…. why do people Type Like This. I Mean Really, It’s Really Annoying.
like who taught you to type like that?
idk just bothers me -_-
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formspring.me
i miss talking to you all the time :/
:( strong feeling this is xtina. if it is, i miss talking to you all the time as well. i love you and ill always be here for you :) …if this is someone else im sorry we dont talk all the time.
awww yay, im glad i could make you smile :D
im also glad you can understand my ebonics:)
so whats the plans for tonight shawty?...
“I don’t think there’s ever been a time I haven’t looked at my poop”
– Jarrod Matthew (via ktgusko)
more reason to buy you your bday gift XD
demetria, my phone died :(
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formspring.me
me. you. king cake. nawlins? :D
i assume nawlins is new orleans? lololol XD
but yes…anywhere with me and you it would be pretty bomb. :)
idk why but i was kind of upset earlier and you writing me, it made me smile :)
Psh, your wrong! Cause, I say i can! So, I win, you lose!
k.
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coping mechanism: humor
Watchokay i am in tears watching this…only the amish part
XD
i miss you and guess what
i cant say anything more than that. i feel as if we arent even close friends anymore. i dont know what we are. i just know that i miss the way we used to be. youre just one person i dont want to walk out of my life, and i know you said things wouldnt be different but i feel as if they are. i guess i should work harder on this friend thing? im not sure if we should even be friends anymore. i feel...
formspring.me
suptwat:
do you like fishsticks?
Yuck.
Ask me anything
lmfao reminds me of southpark XDD
do you like fishsticks?
yuh
do you like fishsticks in your mouth?
yuh
youre a gay fish
haahahahahhaha lamest episode of southpark
vvvvv YOURE DRUNK
yalright so heres how the award thing went
jarrodmatthew:
so my parents are retarded and couldn’t find the place and my dad kept saying i needed sleep which honestly might possibly be the most annoying thing in the entire world you could say to me especially if you’re my dad and especially if you’re repeating it. BUT SO ANYWAY we found the place and we sat down and it got all quiet you know THEN ELSA CALLS MY PHONE AND EVERYBODY TURNS...
~~gives head to substitute teacher
ahem, we all know which teacher that is :3
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO DEAD~~ →
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formspring.me
that’s hottt . you go give yur mum sum dinner .
~~spoon feeds
lol
is whipping slowly even possible ?
i think so
Who says you can’t scream at inanimate objects…that is the question :/
CUH I SAY SO DUHHHH
i wash dishes horribly so my mom told me not even bother trying to wash dishes anymore....
oat cake
rice cake!
CAKECAKE
lolololol