January 2012
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andersandhisgoddamnnose:
“…no one is actually perfect at playing the piano”
excuse me
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me: i'm pansexual
girl: what's that?
me: it means that i would date anyone... gay, straight, lesbian, bi, trans... etc..
girl: doesn't that mean ur just desperate
my legs are so smooth, i haven’t shaved them since jare was here lol. i just want to rub them all night.
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i leave for chicago in a few hours.
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jarrodmatthew:
piffington:
riding on the carousel with you was pretty fun and choosing which horse we were going to ride on before we even got on the ride and how we ran like little kids to get there before someone could steal ‘our horses’. and your mom taking pictures of us as we passed by
i love you so much piff, tearing up a bit really not going to lie. one of my favorite moments of...
queenqueefs:
remember: you can’t spell “valentine’s Day” without “anal destiny”
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Katniss: I love you, Peeta.
Peeta: I loaf you too.
Katniss: Okay, the bread jokes are getting kind of old.
Peeta: It's true, dough!
Katniss: Seriously, Peeta! That's enough!
Peeta: But I loaf you a roll lot!
Katniss: That's it, I'm done.
Peeta: AT YEAST SAY IT BACK!
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pleaseleavemyhandsalone:
i had a dream last night we were together again. your lips felt just like they did a year ago. it was nice.
i woke up and thought of calling you. maybe asking how your day was and how your boyfriend is. but you never answer my calls anymore.
i guess it’s just like i said, we had a chance to be something great, and we messed it up.
i don’t know if i miss you, or if i’m...
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riding on the carousel with you was pretty fun and choosing which horse we were going to ride on before we even got on the ride and how we ran like little kids to get there before someone could steal ‘our horses’. and your mom taking pictures of us as we passed by
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dylan: piffington mcpifferpenis
me: penis is not in my name
dylan: mcpifferpuff
me: much better, dickface
dylan: luv me
me: I DO.
me: I GUESS THAT MEANS WE'RE MARRIED
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